Having a random hookup so left but love u
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
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