That's intense
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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