if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
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