FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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