yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
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Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
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Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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