just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
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I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
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All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
this hospital has no fireball
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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