hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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