My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
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and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
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I am naked and annoyed.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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