can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Randomize
