i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
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Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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