Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
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