did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
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getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
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Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
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