I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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