So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
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Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
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i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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