ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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