I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
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Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
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he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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