PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
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When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
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He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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