I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
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You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
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You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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