I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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