I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
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I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
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she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I need a beard to bite.
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