So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
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It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
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Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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