im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
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It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
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I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
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I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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