I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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