they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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