so that wasnt chicken after all
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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