we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
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She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
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I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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