She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
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They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
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I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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