You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Randomize
