I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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