Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
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