I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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