those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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