the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
how does that bad decision feel?
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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