I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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