I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
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He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
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So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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