Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
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We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
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Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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