Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
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He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
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Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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