there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
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I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
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That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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