Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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