gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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