wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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