You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
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I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
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Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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