My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
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dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
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While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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