What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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