Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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