ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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