Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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