...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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