god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
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