How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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