Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
you never un-have a 4some
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
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