So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
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