You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
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Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
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WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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