haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
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Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
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THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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