i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
Randomize
