What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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