everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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